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Deda Classic
Dedino šišanje
The side part your grandfather wore to his wedding in '71. Scissor-cut, straight-razor neckline, and a little black comb for your pocket.
€15+ 1 šljivovica
Frizerski salon · Since 1987 · Tri Granice
RodjusHominis
Рођус Хоминис · фризер и филозоф
Tondeo, ergo bibo. — I cut, therefore I drink.
The sharpest scissors and the strongest šljivovica between the Danube and the Adriatic. Every chair comes with a Turkish coffee, a story you didn't ask for, and a glass from grandma's still.
* first glass is on the house. so is the second.
the third — we talk.
↑ grandma designed the crest.
don't argue with grandma.
Legenda · The legend
A man, a razor, a plum tree.
Rodjus Hominis was born in 1962 in Tri Granice, a village so small it appears on three different maps under three different names. At six, armed with his grandmother's sewing scissors, he gave his first haircut — to Bela, the family goat. She never complained. She never went anywhere else, either.
His grandfather Milutin taught him the straight razor. His grandmother Stana taught him the still. By sixteen he could fade a soldier's neckline in four minutes flat and tell a good šljivovica from a great one by smell alone. By twenty he had a chair, a mirror, a copper coffee pot and a waiting list longer than the Danube.
Today the salon sits under a grapevine older than any of the countries it has grown in. The chair is leather, the towels are hot, the radio plays sevdah, and the price list becomes negotiable after the second glass.
Federativna Republika ŠljivaLIČNA KARTA
- Prezime / Surname
- HOMINIS
- Ime / Given name
- RODJUS (Rođus, if you have the keyboard)
- Rođen / Born
- 1962, at a wedding, between the 2nd and 3rd kolo
- Visina / Height
- 1.84 m (1.91 after the second glass)
- Oči / Eyes
- Kind. Slightly red.
- Posebni znaci / Distinguishing marks
- Mustache registered as intangible cultural heritage
Rodjus H.Br. 000 001 · Valid until the bottle runs out
40,317haircuts since 1987
3,212 Lof rakija shared, strictly for medicinal purposes
1goat. First client. Still the best-behaved.
0complaints (that anyone remembers)
Usluge · Services
The menu. Prices in euros and glasses.
Every service includes a Turkish coffee, hot towel, and Rodjus's honest opinion about your life choices. The rakija is not optional. Well — it is. But he will be sad.
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Turbo-Folk Fade
Turbo-folk fejd
A skin fade so sharp it could cut the tension at a family Sunday lunch. Blended by hand, lined up with a razor, finished with attitude.
€20+ 2 lozovača
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Tri Granice Mullet
Business at the border…
…party in the back. Short and respectable up front, long and free behind. Legal in three countries, celebrated in four.
€22+ 2 viljamovka
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Brada Balkana
Beard of the Balkans
Beard sculpting, hot towel, straight-razor cheeks, and mustache wax Rodjus makes himself from beeswax, walnut oil and secrets.
€18+ 1 medovača
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Bakin Blagoslov
Grandma's blessing
Nettle-rinse hair wash, a scalp massage that fixes your posture, and a stern talk about why you still aren't married. Includes one slice of burek.
€25+ 1 dunjevača + burek
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Svadbeni Paket
The wedding package
The groom, the kum, fourteen cousins and the uncle nobody invited. Brass band on request. Rakija by the litre. Rodjus attends the reception — he always does.
Dogovor+ ∞
Rakija karta · The cellar
Seven bottles. Seven personalities.
All homemade, all from Baba Stana's copper still, all served in a proper čokanj. Pick one — Rodjus will tell you which haircut it goes with.
from plums
Šljivovica
45% vol.
- Pairs with
- Toast
Rodjusovi zakoni · The Laws of Rodjus
A haircut without rakija is just a haircut. A haircut with rakija is a story.
Law 1 of 9
Šta kaže narod · What the people say
Rated five plums out of five.
Collected from napkins, wedding guestbooks, and one very enthusiastic German.
"He cut my grandson's hair for his wedding. The bride's side cried. Good haircut."
"I asked for a small trim. I woke up with a mullet and a godson."
"Came in for a beard trim, stayed three days. I now have a Balkan grandmother and very strong opinions about burek. Fünf Sterne."
"Best fade from Vardar to Triglav. I drove 400 km for it. I'd drive 800."
"The only barber who asks 'how is your mother?' and actually waits for the answer."
"He looked at my hair, sighed, poured two glasses and said 'we'll fix this together.' He fixed it."
Rezervacija · Book a chair
Sit down. Polako. We'll pour.
Tell Rodjus who you are and what you're drinking. He'll remember the drink better than the name.